Comments on: Apparently the Norwegians believe the world runs on rainbow power now http://techpaladin.com/2009/10/09/apparently-the-norwegians-believe-the-world-runs-on-rainbow-power-now/ Mon, 07 May 2012 15:56:06 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 By: Nathaniel http://techpaladin.com/2009/10/09/apparently-the-norwegians-believe-the-world-runs-on-rainbow-power-now/comment-page-1/#comment-390 Nathaniel Tue, 20 Oct 2009 02:09:32 +0000 http://techpaladin.com/?p=318#comment-390 Actually, it'll be easier than that because you won't even need to save the entire world! Maybe talk to some middle schoolers or something, I dunno, give some motivational speeches maybe, and BAM! You've got it in the bag. It also helps that you're not Bush. Wow, why didn't I think of that? Oh yeah, because I used to believe that the Nobel Peace Prize was actually worth something. Actually, it’ll be easier than that because you won’t even need to save the entire world! Maybe talk to some middle schoolers or something, I dunno, give some motivational speeches maybe, and BAM! You’ve got it in the bag. It also helps that you’re not Bush.

Wow, why didn’t I think of that? Oh yeah, because I used to believe that the Nobel Peace Prize was actually worth something.

]]> By: dangersecond http://techpaladin.com/2009/10/09/apparently-the-norwegians-believe-the-world-runs-on-rainbow-power-now/comment-page-1/#comment-386 dangersecond Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:14:12 +0000 http://techpaladin.com/?p=318#comment-386 I'm going to use my traumatic experience as a domestic abuse/sexual violence/torture victim to save the entire world and earn 4.2 million dollars. PLAN GO! I’m going to use my traumatic experience as a domestic abuse/sexual violence/torture victim to save the entire world and earn 4.2 million dollars.
PLAN GO!

]]> By: Nathaniel http://techpaladin.com/2009/10/09/apparently-the-norwegians-believe-the-world-runs-on-rainbow-power-now/comment-page-1/#comment-321 Nathaniel Fri, 09 Oct 2009 22:15:10 +0000 http://techpaladin.com/?p=318#comment-321 That's true, I guess the award is pretty debased. I mean, they handed them out to Arafat and Carter who very noticeably did *not* bring about middle-east peace, for heaven's sake! With this in mind, you shouldn't have too hard a time getting one; just live through a bunch of crap, or else aspire to lofty goals and fail to achieve them! That’s true, I guess the award is pretty debased. I mean, they handed them out to Arafat and Carter who very noticeably did *not* bring about middle-east peace, for heaven’s sake! With this in mind, you shouldn’t have too hard a time getting one; just live through a bunch of crap, or else aspire to lofty goals and fail to achieve them!

]]> By: dangersecond http://techpaladin.com/2009/10/09/apparently-the-norwegians-believe-the-world-runs-on-rainbow-power-now/comment-page-1/#comment-320 dangersecond Fri, 09 Oct 2009 19:05:31 +0000 http://techpaladin.com/?p=318#comment-320 Also, 4.2 Million dollars, holy crap. I should get working on earning one of those bad boys. Also, 4.2 Million dollars, holy crap. I should get working on earning one of those bad boys.

]]> By: dangersecond http://techpaladin.com/2009/10/09/apparently-the-norwegians-believe-the-world-runs-on-rainbow-power-now/comment-page-1/#comment-319 dangersecond Fri, 09 Oct 2009 19:03:46 +0000 http://techpaladin.com/?p=318#comment-319 They gave Nobel Prizes to people like Elli Weisel and Rigoberta Menchu, both of who didn't actually do anything except survive atrocities, write books where they lied about what actually happened to them and talked a lot. I guess Rigoberta did some peace work. Elli Weisel just made high schoolers everywhere feel bad. They gave Nobel Prizes to people like Elli Weisel and Rigoberta Menchu, both of who didn’t actually do anything except survive atrocities, write books where they lied about what actually happened to them and talked a lot. I guess Rigoberta did some peace work. Elli Weisel just made high schoolers everywhere feel bad.

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