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Saturday, July 17th, 2010

I finally saw District 9, courtesy of Netflix’s awesome live streaming feature. Many of my friends had talked a lot about when it first came out, so I already knew that it was a pretty obvious allegory for apartheid. heck, it’s even set in South Africa!

Now first of all, real South African apartheid was a morally repugnant system because black people are in fact the equal of white people. There existed no good reason for the state-imposed discrimination against them save for fear and racism.

District 9 seems to completely miss this crucial point by portraying the aliens not as the intellectual and cultural equals of humans, but as animalistic child-creatures. In fact, the aliens are even introduced as having been found aboard their own vessel malnourished, impoverished, disorganized, and generally unable to fend for themselves. And yet we’re supposed to believe they somehow constructed the metropolis-sized spacecraft they inhabit? Then when the aliens are brought to the surface, ostensibly due to compassionate and humanitarian impulses on the part of the South Africans, they demonstrate no real understanding of their situation or even the ability to communicate effectively with one another, let alone any leadership or work ethic.

Really, aside for two aliens we meet who are intelligent, have goals, and use technology, 99% of them are portrayed as little more than vermin. They have no desire to better themselves, can barely understand one another, and they spend most of their time squabbling over trash and fighting with Nigerian gangs over cat food. Seriously!

And yet they have weapons of such titanic power that greedy human corporations are rushing to try and figure out how they work. Who made these weapons? It clearly isn’t the bestial creatures we see playing with tires and getting tricked by semi-literate teenagers. So who did? Who made the spaceship itself, for that matter? Where did all the high tech gadgetry come from if most of the alien species is hopelessly primitive?

Perhaps this the alien society is supposed to be a caste system with wise leaders who guide the unwashed masses. This is supported early on with the revelation that the vessel’s command pod detached and plummeted to Earth while it was floating over Johannesburg. Now it all makes sense! The leaders were separated from their people and their technology, leaving the masses virtually powerless. As soon as they’re re-united, the alien society will begin to re-cohere!

Wrong again. Though the two intelligent aliens we meet are indeed from the command pod, when the remaining aliens are flown down to Earth, the intelligent ones appear to have no influence over them at all. I found myself wondering how the alien society ever managed to evolve past the “hitting each other with rocks” stage of cultural development considering how primitive and disorganized the vast majority of it is.

Over two decades, the aliens’ conditions worsen. I found myself incredulous, as later on in the movie, we see the aliens’ martial technology in action: bio-mechanical battle mechs and devastating energy firearms, both of which can pretty effortlessly disintegrate entire platoons of South African commandos. Soooooo…. why don’t the two intelligent aliens use the weapons to improve their situation? For that matter, why didn’t the stupid ones? They seem to like fighting a lot, so why don’t they ever turn their hellcannons on the humans? The movie specifically makes the point that humans can’t use the alien weapons, so the aliens are at an enormous technological advantage for the entire movie and never use it. Feh!

All in all I was extremely disappointed. With so much of the movie’s underpinnings making no cultural or logical sense at all, I found myself frustrated by the excellent CG and high-tech action scenes.

I think I just found the most insane commenter on the whole internet

Saturday, June 19th, 2010

On an article about a privacy flaw in the HTC Droid Incredible, some genius decided to post this brilliant series of comments:

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And 13 people have fanned this guy. Wow.

What is this, nursery school?

Monday, December 7th, 2009

I’m a big fan of WordPress. It’s lightweight, super-flexible, and it has an awesome community that churns out plugins and themes to make setting up a website a cinch. This site itself is based on WordPress and I couldn’t be happier with it.

The WordPress people also let you have a blog as a subdomain of wordpress.com; e.g. you can register and post to mymomsfancypants.wordpress.com if you wanted. I’ve used these simple hosted blogs in the past and I still do. Like many hosted services, there are some restrictions, and by and large you can live with them. But I just ran into one that bugs me. A lot.

You see, the WordPress people are anal about security. Like, really anal about security. I can’t say I blame them because their servers are the ones storing your content end executing your code, but I bumped up against this tonight in a really frustrating way. You see, you can’t embed code in your website. Like, if you try to put the following in your post:

“<object width="400" height="225"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7970212&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7970212&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"></embed></object><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/7970212">Reel</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user1398023">Rafael Hernán Gamboa</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>”

then nothing will happen. In most civilized universes, the server will reach out and turn this into a video or something, but not in WordPress.com-land! Needless to say, this is so annoying that the WordPress people were bound to hear, shall we say, quite an earful. So they helpfully put in some hooks to let you use popular services, such as YouTube, so you can put things like “[Youtube="www.someYouTubeURL"]“.

This is fine if you want to put in a YouTube video, but what about Vimeo or iBBC or some other embeddable thing that WordPress hasn’t added in support for yet? Well, I’ll tell you what, You’re Screwed, with a capital Y and a capital S and make sure you don’t drop the soap.

I can understand the security motivations, but really, is this nursery school or something? You can’t embed video?! There are other hosted solutions that embed video, and I don’t see them collapsing under the weight of their pwnz0red servers! What a drag.

ROLL THE DICE! ROLL THE DICE! ROLL THE DICE! WHOOOOOOO!

Sunday, November 15th, 2009

My friend over at ChameleonInsurrection has posted an extremely enlightening missive on the subject of Games Workshop stores (Games Workshop makes Warhammer 40K, for those not in the know). I’ve always felt weirded out in those stores, as if I were terribly out of place despite my earnest desire to purchase the offered products and socialize with other fans of the game. It’s like the employees are ashamed of their products, and try their best to inculcate that very sense of shame in their employees and customers. Go have a read, it’s pretty fascinating.

The last hippo you’d want to trust

Friday, November 13th, 2009

Back in college, I once discovered the BlueHippo company. They’re a firm that sells laptops to poor people with the enticing prospect of no-credit-check financing. But under the hood, they’re an incredibly sleazy, predatory company that makes their money based on their target market’s financial ignorance. Take, for example, the following ad from back in 2006, when I found it (I took a screenshot, and it’s obviously not around anymore):

See how many scummy things you can find in the ad! Wow, a shitty laptop for only 52 payments of $50; what could be better!? A couple of my friends and I were so outraged by this that we prank-called them a couple of times, just to see if they were really as unscrupulous as they seemed. It turns out they pretty much were, dodging questions and offering half-answers when asked about the pricing structure, and simply lying outright regarding the product itself. Don’t take my word for it; we actually recorded one of my friends! The resulting conversation is enlightening, in a sad sort of way:



Here are a few of the outrages revealed by this conversation:

  1. The sales rep allows the customer to believe that he will only be making 5 weeks of payments and pay only a total of $380, rather than the full lifetime price of $2730 (!!!).
  2. She lies about the length of the creditworthiness payment period: it’s actually 13 weeks, not 5.
  3. She lies about the free printer deal, though the website clearly features it on the laptop page.
  4. She lies about the computer’s specs: it has a 256K cache, not 256 Megabytes of RAM, and it has only a CD-ROM drive, not a CD-DVD combo drive.
  5. She lies about the included software, saying it comes with word, which it obviously doesn’t.

Thus it was with glee that I found an article on ArsTechnica today describing the FTC’s probe into BlueHippo’s affairs. They’ve discovered that BlueHippo raked in 15 million dollars and only shipped one PC. That’s right, only one PC. Based on the tactics their sales staff uses, I can believe it.

It sounds like the FTC is finally getting its act together to bring down the hammer, and I say it’s about time! My friends and I were shocked three years ago when we discovered that a business like this actually existed, and I’m still shocked today that it hasn’t been shut down yet!


On a somewhat related note, I’ll mention that I’m often asked how the poor will be protected from predatory scams like this in a Libertarian society. The answer is actually pretty close to what the FTC is already supposed to do: enforce anti-fraud laws. The sales rep my friend talked to over the phone flat-out lied to him, a potential purchaser. That should be illegal. Like, Federal-pound-me-in-the-ass-prison illegal. The functioning of a market economy relies on sellers’ and purchasers’ abilities to make informed decisions. When participants lie to each other, bad products get bought and sold; wealth is squandered; trust is lost; people feel cheated.

A more Libertarian society would recognize that the free flow of information is paramount to voluntary exchange and therefore harshly punish deception and fraud. BlueHippo’s business is a textbook definition of these abuses. The ArsTechnica article mentions some fees it has so far been forced to pay; a truly just restitution would see the company forced to return all the money it accumulated from its customers in a fraudulent fashion, and 100% of that money would go back to the victims, not the enforcement agency. This would reduce the company’s lifetime revenue to zero, and its profit to something negative, thus putting it deep into debt and almost certainly probably out of business. That sounds like a fair punishment to me, and it’s more than has actually happened in this case.

Soon: Toshiba to be sued over excessive TV-watching causing poor academic performance

Friday, October 30th, 2009

Next up on the gravy-train of ridiculous comes an actual thing that actually happened and was actually brought about by actual people: baseball bat manufacturer Louisville Slugger has just lost a lawsuit brought by the mother of a boy who was killed in a tragic baseball accident. Their crime? Manufacturing aluminum baseball bats, which the grieving family argued “are dangerous because they cause the ball to travel faster than those hit off wooden bats.

No lie.

No joke.

To quote the post I found this in:

I guess the jury believes that had warning labels been placed on the bats, Patch would have read the label, refused to play and be alive today.

(the comments over there are pretty great, too.)

Clearly we need to do this universally. Imagine now many lives would be saved if everything were labeled or banned! Like maybe this:

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Or this. It’s for the children. Obviously.

Obama Justice Department: blacks are too stupid to know who to vote for unless the candidates can have a big “(D)” behind their names

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

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I am literally speechless. The racism in this decision is patently shocking to me. To claim that blacks will not know who to vote for unless Democrats are identified by party strikes me as being about as racist as saying that blacks needed slavery, because they wouldn’t be able to take care of themselves otherwise. The fact that this haberdashery comes from the Obama Justice Department is just bizarre.